| 1. | Collitis | ||
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A disease characterized by traits primarily portrayed by Ryan Collett. Characteristics include:
- Asian LG fetish - No reciprocity in foreplay - Cleaning phobia - 30min showers - Chicken Nuggets - Caersar Salad - Titleist hats - Owns more sweaters than can be worn in a month - Big head - Would marry a TV - Rediculously gullible and stubborn - Non-spontaneous - Self-perception as porn addict, then quiting for 2 weeks - lazy - Gym-slacking, gym-talker Man that guy loves his LG's, he must have Collitis.
She didn't give him a BJ? That sounds like Collitis. You eat moer Caesar salad than a person with Collitis |
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