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Colleened 

When an alluring and luscious girl seduced you with her irresistible confidence, taste for danger, and captivating personality only to leave you, after an erotic one night stand filled with flawless pleasures and ultimate spank-bank material, with a hang over, a pre-rolled joint next to a pair of sultry black lace panties (she left both behind), one picture of her on your digital camera so sexy it would make the pope sin from burning loins, and a lifetime of self-hatred for not getting her last name and cell number.
Holy shit...the girl i hooked up with last night totally Colleened me! Picture and all!!!

I'm taking the girl of my dreams home with me right now, lets hope to all that is holy i don't get Colleened. I never want to let this girl go!!!

I need to meet a hott girl named Colleen so i can get Colleened
Colleened by JizzyStizzy October 5, 2009
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Collegedale Police

A useless police force created to bring in revenue for the city of Collegedale, TN. They tend to abuse their power by bullying the citizens of Collegedale. They don't seem to attempt to stop burglaries or drug trafficking in the area, but will rudely bang on your door at 5 AM to complain about your parking job on your own damn driveway. They have also been known to kill suspects when the situation doesn't call for it. They can charge and get you convicted for anything, because the current judge doesn't seem to care if you are innocent or not.
Joe went 40 in a 35 mph zone and pulled over when he saw a Collegedale police officer behind him. Instead of a warning of a ticket, he got arrested and had his car illegally searched.

Broke Driver: The Collegedale police gave me a $90 ticket for going 90 in a 50, but I can only get up to 60 in my Geo Metro.
Sympathetic Friend: Yup they always add 15-30 mph on a ticket to make you look worse to the Judge so that life is harder for you.
A Collene is a friend for life. No matter the distance or time between you, she will be there when you need her. If you're lucky enough to find a Collene, hold on to her, she's one of a kind.
I can't believe I found a friend like Collene! I'm so lucky!
Collene by TheRealVern August 18, 2017

Callened 

an amazing person with great animations and art <3
“Hey have you heard of Callened?”
Yeah I have they are awesome!”
Callened by skittlezzzz_chan March 22, 2021

Colleened 

When someone finds out that their friend is trying to hook up with their sister.
1) Calvin got colleened.
2) Calvin got majorly colleened.
3) John.
Colleened by TDAAWWGG July 11, 2010

Collenemy 

A colleague who is also an enemy. A collenemy may act friendly and professional toward you but will do sneaky things at work to make them look better than you in the interests of promotions etc. Opposite of a frolleague
I was hungover this morning but to make things worse Shannon, my collenemy, told the boss I rocked up to work late again.
Collenemy by Felicia d'Souza September 15, 2009

Colleged 

Being overtly drunk, high, a combination of the two, or exhibiting overt displays of a college student
Dude, i was so colleged last night
That kid is colleged
I'm colleged in my sweatpants and popped collar.
Colleged by Richie Smith October 3, 2006