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An awesome website devoted strictly for college students detailing the most absurd stories that can only happen in college.
Last night I hid in a closet because someone told me the “cops” busted the dorm party I was at... being extremely claustrophobic/drunk I panicked and passed out then threw up... it was the RAs... they let everyone off with a warning. F*College.com
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young harris college communist

A group of brave revoultionist that have started the first ever college based communist party. The group attends a religouse privite school located in the north Georgia mountians that is home to the crazed Zell Miller. For a long time only the college republicans exisited on this campus, but from the ashes have risen the Proles' to overtake the power.
The Young Harris college communist work to spread equality for the student body of the conservitive Young Harris college community.

college commie

An individual, often a Western university student, who expresses sympathies towards communist ideologies, regimes, and leaders, and dismisses the atrocities they committed under such dictatorships. This term connotes an endorsement of violent revolutionary tactics, totalitarian governance, social oppression, and censorship, including its policies associated with historical communist countries. It also implies a tendency to deflect responsibility for these beliefs onto external political regimes when challenged and by becoming hostile, delusional, and aggressive.
This new student is one of those college commie types who defended these regimes and atrocities by blaming the people and not the leaders.

shri ram college of commerce 

a shithole place (stinks like farts), toxic bixches to the brim, peepee suckers, resumé whores, god level inferiority complex from stephens, this place treats freshers like white people treated blacks in the 20th century :(
Ram : hey man i heard someone blowed their professor for an A in math? which college was that bloke from?
Shyam : fuck bro, shri ram college of commerce probably
Ram : hehe fuckers

Helston Community College 

Helston Community College is a place of total warfare, where many war crimes are commited on a daily basis. The canteen is nice, the sandwiches have too much mayo and the surrounding area is surrounded by the Bulwark mafia, which are masters in the art of guerrila warfare in order to protect their home land. My sibling got hanged because they wore white socks. Recently the school bus got fire bombed by the Bulwark mafia causing the deaths of 69 innocent children. Theres a rocking 1.9 stars on google, the reviews are a brilliant representation of the school, give them a read. And enjoy your stay if you visit at Helston Community College.
A bus full of school children went to Helston Community College for transition only 1 survived the total war environment

Broome Community College 

Broome Community College, also known by its pretentious title SUNY Broome, is a 2 year community college located in the de-facto capital of New York's Southern Tier Binghamton.

Students finding themselves attending the overly promoted institution fall under the follow categories:

1. They are a local resident who didn't have the necessary GPA/SAT scores to get into nearby Binghamton University.

2. They are a non-local resident who didn't have the necessary GPA/SAT scores to get into nearby Binghamton University.

3. They don't know what the fuck they want do yet and to appease their pissed of parents they enroll in liberal arts and end up with a two year degree and no job.
Teacher: "What do you want to do after high school?"

Student: "I don't know what I want to do yet. I'll probably go to BCC (Broome Community College)."

community college 

The only type of school that I could afford thanks to a tanking economy.

Funny enough, it also makes everything you did in high school irrelevant.
I was accepted to the University of Illinois-UIUC. But after crappy financial aid and being unable and unwilling to get many loans, I ended up having to go to the local community college instead.