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A horrible place were people lose their verginity and get drunk and married
Holy Fuck I just went through Fucking college
by Gip I pee funny colors June 30, 2016
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A place where you go and spend lots of money, ultimately to waste time on Urban Dictionary when you're supposed to be writing a case study on Women in Management.
Transgender Uncle: How's college treating ya?

Me: Not as well as it treated you.
by neutrogina October 09, 2016
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Hell, where evil mongoloids and psycho exes go to die.

An empty threat to assassinate your enemys.
If this dog shits in my house again I'm sending him to college.
by someoneslittlesister April 05, 2016
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A institution of higher learning where the teachers notes are faulty and the textbook questions are unexplained.
If you call someone a "nigger" in college that's offensive, but if some nasty dolt calls you a "faggot" then that's o.k.
by razzamatazibizzle March 07, 2014
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117
Another version of school (pain in the ***) but it actually affects your future career.
Man, why didn't we take college before we went to school?
by LookBehindYou.... May 12, 2016
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118
College is just like my childhood except for the alcohol.
by Slenderman77 November 29, 2015
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119
That phase in life where you should have graduated out of the awkwardness that is high school. Though high school may have seemed hard, college is yet harder. It is where you run off the fumes of coffee that you consumed last week. It is stressful. It is the awkward middle stage of life where you are on your own, but still not quite on your own. It is crazy, hard, fun, and an all-around learning experience. Just make sure to apply yourself so you do learn something. You make wicked awesome people there. But remember, though grades are extremely important, it's the people that really matter.
Guy: What are you studying in college?
Girl: Criminal Justice
Guy: Awesome
by That Dude Who December 17, 2014
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