Hell, where evil mongoloids and psycho exes go to die.

An empty threat to assassinate your enemys.
If this dog shits in my house again I'm sending him to college.
by someoneslittlesister April 05, 2016

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Alcohol filled childhood.
College is just like my childhood except for the alcohol.
by Slenderman77 November 29, 2015

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That phase in life where you should have graduated out of the awkwardness that is high school. Though high school may have seemed hard, college is yet harder. It is where you run off the fumes of coffee that you consumed last week. It is stressful. It is the awkward middle stage of life where you are on your own, but still not quite on your own. It is crazy, hard, fun, and an all-around learning experience. Just make sure to apply yourself so you do learn something. You make wicked awesome people there. But remember, though grades are extremely important, it's the people that really matter.
Guy: What are you studying in college?
Girl: Criminal Justice
Guy: Awesome
by That Dude Who December 17, 2014

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a place where you get a $30k piece of paper then go get a job that has nothing to do with that piece of paper.
person #1: "you going to college next year?"
person #2: "no."
by tropicaljay April 11, 2014

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A institution of higher learning where the teachers notes are faulty and the textbook questions are unexplained.
If you call someone a "nigger" in college that's offensive, but if some nasty dolt calls you a "faggot" then that's o.k.
by razzamatazibizzle March 07, 2014

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A complete waste of time and money. You are brainwashed to believe that this is the only way to get into a good paying job to succeed, as well as making your family proud.
college sucks.
by xacolmah December 10, 2014

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A place that destroys your self confidence and the ability to trust yourself with simple tasks and gives a new lease on the phrase literally addicted to a TV series
I thought I was bettering myself when I went to college but it turned out to be my down fall.
by physicssucks November 07, 2014

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