A horrible place were people lose their verginity and get drunk and married
Holy Fuck I just went through Fucking college
by Gip I pee funny colors June 30, 2016

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Hell, where evil mongoloids and psycho exes go to die.

An empty threat to assassinate your enemys.
If this dog shits in my house again I'm sending him to college.
by someoneslittlesister April 05, 2016

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Alcohol filled childhood.
College is just like my childhood except for the alcohol.
by Slenderman77 November 29, 2015

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That phase in life where you should have graduated out of the awkwardness that is high school. Though high school may have seemed hard, college is yet harder. It is where you run off the fumes of coffee that you consumed last week. It is stressful. It is the awkward middle stage of life where you are on your own, but still not quite on your own. It is crazy, hard, fun, and an all-around learning experience. Just make sure to apply yourself so you do learn something. You make wicked awesome people there. But remember, though grades are extremely important, it's the people that really matter.
Guy: What are you studying in college?
Girl: Criminal Justice
Guy: Awesome
by That Dude Who December 17, 2014

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a place where you get a $30k piece of paper then go get a job that has nothing to do with that piece of paper.
person #1: "you going to college next year?"
person #2: "no."
by tropicaljay April 11, 2014

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A institution of higher learning where the teachers notes are faulty and the textbook questions are unexplained.
If you call someone a "nigger" in college that's offensive, but if some nasty dolt calls you a "faggot" then that's o.k.
by razzamatazibizzle March 07, 2014

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Waste of time. Better saving money and learning under someone who has a passion. Mostly composed of textbooks and useless information, God knows if the written words will have any affect on your life.
What did I do in college today?
Read from a textbooks that will give me no use on a job
by Worthlesspeople July 22, 2017

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