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1. Where I go and work my ass off every day learning diffeq and pchem and such, but its apparently expensive daycare.

2. One of the most popular institutions to rip on.
Guy 1: "College is such a joke, man. You pay tons of money to get wasted and learn nothing related to the real world. I don't even use anything I "learned" there. You should drop out."

Guy 2: "Interesting. What was your major again?"

Guy 1: "Communications"

Guy 1: "Oh, right. And yea, I'll take fries with that."
by N0Pistons October 02, 2011
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Emotional binge drinking, Netflix, naps, cheap food, staying up too late, avoiding adult responsibilities, cramming for exams, and lots of crying.
Man, college was not what I was expecting. I thought I would be going out and partying. Not staying up till 3 am studying and watching Netflix simultaneously.
by supkate March 22, 2013
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College (Latin collegium) is a term most often used today to denote an educational institution. More broadly, it can be the name of any group of colleagues (see for example electoral college, College of Arms). Originally it meant a group of people living together under a common set of rules (con-, "together" + leg-, "law"); indeed, some colleges call their members "fellows". The precise usage of the term varies among English-speaking countries.

The group on the infamous 'Circle Line 3' shall be assigned punishment by a jury of 3, with evidence provided by a college of many.
by Chav Kind October 07, 2006
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Intellectual stimulation in an ideal living environment. The combination of 1,800 talented 18-22 year olds, alcohol, drugs, and some of the most brilliant minds on the planet. A place where all men (and women) are indeed equal, and where the free exchange of ideas flourishes.

Forget Disney World - college is the most magical place on Earth.
I am smart. I want to learn, have fun, and have a future. Therefore, I am going to college.
by DreamingSpires August 23, 2004
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it can be described in 3 words
beer sex and class
When we go to college its gunna be some much fun. I come home drunk, smart, and not a virgin
by Ryan Galles April 04, 2005
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A place to pursue higher education and out do all the losers in the world who were stupid enough to drop out of school. And by the way, it's not the education that matters, it's the degree that gets a job paying twice as much as a job you would receive without a degree.
I'm going to college and I'm going to make triple what you will!
by Amandaa May 15, 2005
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a worthwhile investment that will relieve most people who finish from a job with their name on their shirt. if you aren't making any more money with your degree, it's your own fault. stop bitching.
when i graduated college i became my boss's boss.
by akg8850 December 08, 2003
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