Emotional binge drinking, Netflix, naps, cheap food, staying up too late, avoiding adult responsibilities, cramming for exams, and lots of crying.
Man, college was not what I was expecting. I thought I would be going out and partying. Not staying up till 3 am studying and watching Netflix simultaneously.
by supkate March 22, 2013
A complete waste of time and money. You are brainwashed to believe that this is the only way to get into a good paying job to succeed, as well as making your family proud.
college sucks.
by xacolmah December 10, 2014
Where everyone's a drunken whore bitch.
Minnesota State University Mankato College.
by cascat February 19, 2014
A place where a student learns...how to drink until he/she passes out, the magic of adderall, and the presssure of his/her peers.
Man, I love college!

College is all about the parties, dude!
by Who's Askin? December 12, 2012
A place for people that didn't get enough from high school the first time.

An excuse for teachers to assign more pointless homework and tests to waste your time.

An excuse for popular kids to make fun of unpopular kids after high school.
I was told that I would have to relearn everything at my first job after college, which makes my classes pointless.
by killertomato2013 August 02, 2012
a place where you get a $30k piece of paper then go get a job that has nothing to do with that piece of paper.
person #1: "you going to college next year?"
person #2: "no."
by tropicaljay April 11, 2014
A institution of higher learning where the teachers notes are faulty and the textbook questions are unexplained.
If you call someone a "nigger" in college that's offensive, but if some nasty dolt calls you a "faggot" then that's o.k.
by razzamatazibizzle March 07, 2014

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