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A place where parents tell their children that if they never go there, they work in mcdonalds or become a prostitute. College is really a 4 year (5 if your stupid) waste of time and money in order to get a piece of paper that doesn't even get you a job because the economy is crap.
I went to college and now I'm in debt and have no job.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
183 43
chicks and beer
i love college
by ka'lidge June 27, 2003
128 99
A place where you can be happy you got admitted to just because of the color of your skin and not because of who you are or the merit you possess, only to later be propagandized by a socialist, pinhead professor who has a brain no larger than a grapenut that tries to spread his America-hating propaganda on you.

A place where horny, young adults go to allegedly get an education but enage in drinking binges and have sex afterwards.
College is an awkward stage for early adults.
by krock1dk May 25, 2008
64 38
The loneliest place that I ever been to.
(From a recent online conversation)

- So you went to American college. That means that you were partying non-stop, right?

- Nope, not really.

- Well, I saw some American movies and I thought that this is the only thing that everyone is doing in college.

- Yeah - you can see zombies and walking dead in American movies too. Doesn't mean that they actually exist.
by Stereot March 31, 2011
28 3
a place you go where you actually pay them to brainwash you

why pay money to become an institutionalized,brainwashed,mindless,zombie,robot?
college kids are such dicks,fuckin preppies who try to act like hippies but instead are just sexually confused communists who whine like pussies
by dr teeth December 08, 2003
80 56
A place where sleep is never found.
Hey man, I have this 20 page research paper I haven't started because I was partying all night last night, yeah I'm going to have to pull an all-nighter, it's due tomorrow, but hey that's college
by angelcb007 November 21, 2010
26 5
The new high school.
After I get out of college maybe I'll go for some higher education like my doctorate.
by Miles the Magnificent August 30, 2010
35 14
1. When you graduate your parents be like, "Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college." and it's all like learning and shit with professahs.

2. Place were skank ass girls go to get f-cked in the -ss because they sleep with everyone in the sorority.
1. "Mom make me turkey sandwhich."
"Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college"
"Shut yo skank ass up woman and make me my damn turkey sandwich."

2.Sorority slut kelly has slept with the entire Football team, all her proffessors, and all her sorority sisters at College.
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
87 68