Top Definition
A magical place where it is rumored that learning takes place, although to those who enter it is often described differently afterward, as a beatiful land in which beer flows in amber currents next to a golden pasture, where virgins lie naked with gentle smiles upon their calm, inviting faces; but more precisely, a Shangri-La rite of passage into adulthood which involves rampant consumption of alcoholic beverages, flagrant and promiscuous sexual behavior, and a general and fundamental disregard for any form of responsibility by its habitants.
Thank you sir, may I have another?
by Phlagellum September 23, 2003
Kinda like the 60's only with ipods and a wider variety of drugs and STDs
Grandpa: Well little Billy are you excited to go off to college?
Little Billy: Yea I'ts gonna be the time of my life!!
by Ram Rod July 31, 2008
where dreamers can go to secure a plan B for their future employment prospects
Jenny always wanted to be a singer-songwriter, but her parents persuaded her to choose English as a college major, for a fallback plan. She later married a 1950s-style brute who orders her to edit all of his work-related documents and to have dinner on the table by five every night. Life can be so tragic sometimes.
by D.S. Credito March 05, 2015
A place to go where you can hear useless people pontificate on worthless topics. Seriously, all professors went into academia because the real world frightens them. If they actually had to go to a job that helped people or produced a viable product, well, that would just be hard work. I personally think that all professors ought to be replaced with talking sock monkeys.
Fred became a professor at a college because he was too much of an idiot to get a real job.
by alfkowitz November 21, 2007
An institution that provokes higher learning after secondary education with extracurricular activities made availible to students.
The daily meeting of Pot Smokers/Nymphomaniacs Anonymous will now come to order........
by Sticky June 19, 2003
A so called place of learning. Where you spend much time writing essays and having debates on useless subjects with arrogant men and women who think they are much smarter then they are.(see for more on arrogance) The smartest thing you can do, is drop out. It wont ruin your future, it wont make you stupider. it will just open your eyes to a differnt world

--Ex Univeristy of Toronto Skule (engineering) student. Who was passing with a 85% in my engineering, and 95+ in physics minor/intrest.
Man, college suckers so many people out their money and life...
by He who arises in might December 14, 2004
A place your mom went to, according to Napoleon Dynamite.
"Your mom went to college."
by Losti March 21, 2005
A waste of time and money.
Guy 1: Hey, man stop playing video games; they're college.
Guy 2: I know...
by bizzle207 April 12, 2010

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