A place of higher education where professors try to screw students out of their money by being hard-asses and make them drop out; also a place where sex and beer are rumored to be in plentiful supply :)
Steve: Damn, I had to do a 50-page report on the stock market! Hey John, what did ya do today?
John: I took a 200-question test with 10 essay answers. I only got 20 of 'em right. Hey Cris, what did ya do today?
Cris: I got laid, dude, plus I got drunk, and....SHIT! I forgot to study for the test!
1. a place where knowledge is acquired all the while consuming incredible amounts of alcohol and cannabis.
2. a place young adults go to supposedly get a "good" job, but when they graduate, are disappointed to find that they can't find a job.
Shit, I can barely remember college.
A place to sleep without the comfort of your own bed.
Sleeping in college where you can be heard snoring is never good!
A place where lazy fuckers sit on urbandictionary.com all day posing as some guy called norton making fun of the wholehuman race.
What you do at college today dear?
not much but the FBI was after us for some reason or another
a highly successful money-making scheme used to squeeze every last penny and brain cell out of innocent highschool grads without any benefit to them.
I decided to go to college. Now I want to kill myself.
fun place where everyone likes to study their topic, no one drinks or no parties ever happen
I just learned something on chemical nuclear science today, How about you?
Complete, utter, and blissful irresponsability with no consequences except a lower decimal on your transcript
Max and Andrew are in college