Top Definition
a person who meets all four of the following criteria:
1) Your night life interferes with your day life.
2) You have an innate sense of, or taste for, beer.
3)You don't have time for a serious relationship.
4) You have more holes in your body than you had when you started college.
"Dude, that girl is such a badass!"
"Yeah she must be a college monster."
by Marge December 13, 2004

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