| 1. | Collective Guilt | ||
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Collective guilt is defining guilt that is shared by a group of people over an act or actions that is seen as shameful. It is not talked about, but does manifest. Afrikaners of South Africa have a collective guilt over Apartheid. So do the Germans on the Holocaust.
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| 2. | shame | ||
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Collective noun 1. A pack of cougars, typically gathered for the purpose of hunting young male prey; most often spotted in bars and clubs of trashy repute. 1. A group of cougars can't be called a "pride," they'd have to be called a "shame."
2. That shame of cougars have marked their territory near the front door, eyeing all the young meat that entered. 3. A cougar broke away from the shame and approached her prey, to buy him a drink. |
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| 3. | Dick Bomb | ||
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The point in the night when all the girls in the group scatter to chase down hot ass to take home. Typical approaches include: (i) frantic cell phone booty calls; (ii) targeted dance floor efforts; and (iii) when in doubt, shots at the bar. Depending on the collective mood, the dick bomb can ignite at any point in the night. The collateral damage almost always entails the walk of shame and a severe hangover. Dick bomb explosions frequently occur in New York City, particularly the East Village and Lower East Side. Kenji: What the hell happened last night?? I was distracted for a bit and suddenly all you girls disappeared.
Jenny: Sorry dude--the dick bomb exploded! Welcome to the city. Des: Wow, the dick bomb went off really early yesterday! Sarah: Tell me about it--I'm missing my panties. |
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| 4. | Dick Bomb | ||
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The point in the night when all the girls in the group scatter to chase down hot ass to take home. Typical approaches include: (i) frantic cell phone booty calls; (ii) targeted dance floor efforts; and (iii) when in doubt, shots at the bar. Depending on the collective mood, the dick bomb can ignite at any point in the night. The collateral damage almost always entails the walk of shame and a severe hangover. Dick bomb explosions frequently occur in New York City, particularly the East Village and Lower East Side. Kenji: What the hell happened last night?? I was distracted for a bit and suddenly all you girls disappeared.
Jenny: Sorry dude--the dick bomb exploded! Welcome to the city. Des: Wow, the dick bomb went off really early yesterday! Sarah: Tell me about it--I'm missing my panties. |
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| 5. | Failcorner | ||
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Noun (n.) - When you have a moment of failure, this is where you go to contemplate your collective epic shame and failure. I thought Ohio was a country. I deserve to go to the failcorner.
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| 6. | Wu-Tang Wakeup | ||
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The Wu-Tang wake-up is a simple process that involves waking up your sleeping roommates and friends to everyone's favorite East Coast rap collective- The Wu-Tang Clan. Follow these steps for a successful Wu-Tang wake-up: 1.) Go to wherever your friends are sleeping; the earlier in the morning, the better. 2.) Make sure to have your camera with you- you'll want to take pictures of this. 3.) Get your stereo turned up as loud as possible 4.) Go to the second track of "Enter the 36 Chambers", which is "Shame on a Nigga". Hit pause on that shit. 5.) Make sure the camera is ready, then hit play. 6.) Dance around, sing the lyrics and take pictures while your friends are abruptly being awoke. 7.) Most importantly- DO NOT turn the music off. In fact, just walk away completely after you get your pictures, so they have to physically get up and turn off the stereo. The Wu-Tang wake-up works especially well when your friends or roommates have been up drinking the night before and you're getting up early for work. It will not only start your day off great, but it will start theirs off really bad. But they deserve it, because they were up drinking last night while you were trying to get some sleep. I just hit up Willie & Joe with a sick Wu-Tang Wakeup this morning!
Dude, did you seriously pull a Wu-Tang Wakeup on me at 7:45 this morning after you knew how late we were up last night? |
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| 7. | The Unfuckables | ||
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A collective noun. These are groups of chicks who travel together on Friday and Saturday nights, walking into clubs and bars after 11pm like cowboys in the old spaghetti westerns.
They are looking for a drink and a fuck. The shame of it is they are pig ugly harridans and what no sane dude is going to go for. Dude 1: "Hey, Dawg, check out those three ugly chicks what just walked in!"
Dude 2: "Yeeech! The Unfuckables!" |
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