| 1. | Riding Dirty | ||
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When you in a car and you just banging out whatever makes you that dough(money) I can't be stopped today im just riding dirty getting the deal done son...
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| 2. | Fat rimples | ||
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The collecting of small, cottage cheese-like cellulite on the outer surface of the skin, due to excessive amounts of video game (Skyrim) playing. Did you see Dorthy in class today? I think that she's starting to develop some nasty fat rimples on that tum tum of hers. She's a feeder!
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| 3. | baby cakes | ||
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•Cakes made by babies
•Cakes made from babies •A pet name for a partner. 1) These babycakes aren't even cooked! It's just dough with handprints on it.
2) John: These baby cakes are delicious! What's the secret ingredient? Stuart: Well I hung arounf an abortion clinic claiming that I was collecting foetuses for embryonic stem cell research. John: *spits out cake* |
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| 4. | windows vista | ||
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The next Windows OS that will succeed XP as the most powerful, innovative and secure OS Microsoft have ever released... or in non-bullshit terms, powerful because it will require astronomical hardware requirements for all the extra bloat, by innovative they assume that you have never heard of this thing called Mac OS X which they have shamelessly ripped off and by secure they mean for the first nanosecond it is released before it is picked apart by hackers and crackers.
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It will feature several exclusive products which are only available because of it's unique and advanced features... or again in plain English - M$ have intentionally crippled their stuff to only work on this OS and thus alienating their own users. No wait, sorry, this is an *incentive* to upgrade! Last but not least it is a huge DRM update, supporting crap like TPM (Trusted Platform Module) and HDCP where even if you are legit but didn't fork over the dough for a HDCP compliant graphics card, CD drive and monitor you'll get no movie. Hey, that's a nice 32" widescreen plasma display you have there... wait, no HDCP? No movie for you chump! Oh, did I forget to mention that it will also have a "black box" feature? But don't worry, it's only for collecting data for quality feedback to make the next ... |
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