when you're banging some chick at her house, call her on your cell phone, and when she tries to answer the phone give her a nice donkey punch.
by hi May 15, 2003
The best way to stay in contact with unloved ones, such as ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, ex-wife, ex-husband, ex-spouse, ex-partner, ex-fuckbuddy, ex-relative and all other least favorite people. Collect calls are the most expensive option for calling, so use a payphone and dial 0 to show your ex-loved one how much you care.
Yo! I made a collect call to my ex from jail and the phone company banged her $30! Revenge ain't cheap!
by NCIC69 September 06, 2006
when an ex or any person calls you knowing you and them are not cool or friends.
I wish Maddie would stop collect calling me like she still has mins.
by SidMoe85 March 09, 2014
A poker term. When someone calls with a monster hand w/ the intention of trapping their opponent down the road.
With a flop of A-A-2 Joe led out with a raise of $100 feeling relatively good about his pocket eights. Steve hesitated and then called. This made Joe feel better about his hand. Little did he know Steve was collect calling with A-2.
by angrycubsfan March 31, 2008