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1. (n.) The sides of a fat woman that are compressed by pants so badly that skin and fat pours over the sides of the pants, looking like a collapsed soufflé. Note: This is a more severe condition than a muffin top in that even moderately heavy girls can get a bit "muffiny", but only genuinely obese women can have a collapsed soufflé. 2. (n.) The skin of a woman's stomach after pregnancy, when it looks deflated and wrinkly, like a collapsed soufflé. This condition may also affect other parts of the body after liposuction. Kat: Hey Jenny, I guess you turned the oven off too early.
Jenny: What ever do you mean by that? Kat: You totally have a collapsed soufflé. - or - Kat: Aw, Brenda, your baby is so cute. Brenda: Whatever, that little ass gave me the worst case of collapsed soufflé! Kat: Yeah he did. I think it's dragging on the floor. ::throws up:: - or - Doctor: Who the hell was eating dessert in my OR?! Nurse: Um, doctor, that's the patient. Doctor: By god she's fat. - or - French Chef: Bon! My finest soufflé is finally ready for le "prime time"! Oaf Busboy: ::knocks into table:: Soufflé: ::collapses:: French Chef: You oaf! Get ze hell out of my kitchen! Oaf Busboy: Fuck you, chef! That thing looks like your mother's hips! |
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