| 1. | Collapse (Game) | ||
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An awesome frat game where 2+ players stand in a circle with an erection visible. The players will massage the head of the adjacent (clockwise or counter, usually chosen from a coin toss)players penis with the thumb (in certain chosen methods) until a knee buckle occurs. The player is removed and the circle is smaller until the last player remains. Certain perks are available suck as saliva lube, lotion, pointer finger to the bottom of the head, blind circle, etc. 1. Panda always beats me in two finger collapse (game), i think he has pre-lotioned hands.
2. Doodle loves collapse (game) for the texture of Pandas penis. |
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| 2. | cricket drinking game | ||
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Scores vary, but in this part of Australia, runs are awarded for drinks consumed as follows:
* 20 runs for a standard drink (pot or basic spirit) * 30 runs for a middy, tinny or stubby * 40 runs for a pint A wicket is lost every time the player takes a piss. The object is simple - score the most 'runs' before your side is bowled out. Scoring generally follows the pattern of large opening and top order partnerships, followed by a late-middle and lower order collapse. Parking the tiger is usually equivalent to a declaration, though if the player continues and has wickets in hand, it counts as a hat-trick. Last week I knocked up 9-500 playing the cricket drinking game.
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| 3. | chokejob | ||
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When you completely melt down and blow a game or match that you were about to win. This can also mean when one player or team is dominating a competition until the play poorly to let the opponent back in the game. In Game 5, the Golden State Warriors pulled off a chokejob in the playoffs by losing a nine point lead with three minutes to go in the game.
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| 4. | Matusow Melt-down | ||
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Poker term used for someone who plays brilliantly the whole game and then loses all his/her chips after a small series of stupid plays. Coined after the famous poker-player, Mike "the Mouth" Matusow. I can't believe I just called you and doubled you up. I've been playing great all game and all-of-a-sudden I'm having a fucking Matusow Melt-down.
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| 5. | transfarring | ||
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The act of transferring your active game from console to portable handheld gaming system. It's very 2011, it uses a wire. It will replace noob toober, spawn camper, jump/crouch glitcher, and shotty spammer as the behavior of the very lowest and perception affected of gamers. Kind of like playing the companion gaming of Zelda with a Game Boy, but not really as clearly fun. Buries you in your game so that reality as defined by your game can protect the player from the horrors of reality so you are never away from your only friend....your gaming console. Very useful when your console's online network has been breached. Online play is down so kids transfar their session in hopes of finding someone on the street to play multiplayer on their handhelds with.
That kid is so into transfarring he keeps walking into people on the sidewalk while trying to keep himself immersed in his gaming session. Transfarring is a way to get people that would normally shut themselves in, afraid to leave their consoles. |
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| 6. | Zohabian Collapse | ||
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To gain a big lead in something and suddenly crumble shortly after. Oftenly used in hockey or other sports Zohaib has a 4-0 lead but then has a Zohabian Collapse and allows the other team to score 4 unanswered goals, ultimately losing the game
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| 7. | leafing | ||
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To give up 3 late scores in record time and lose in the final game of a series. The Toronto Maple Leafs were beating the Boston Bruins 4 to 1 in game 7 of a best of seven series and allowed Boston to score 3 goals in the last 10:42 of regulation and to then win it in overtime. It is the first time in history that a team has lost a game 7 after having a 3 goal lead so late in the third period. Leafing is the process of losing a game when all historic indicators point to a sure victory
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