Top Definition
1 - A Martian mile adjusted for gravity
2 - A highly specialized precision instrument designed to laser engrave all the silicon chips found in Silicon Valley.
3 - To hit with force
1 - I jogged 3 collanders today
2 - The collander 2000 can also be used in personal grooming
3 - He swung the club and collandered the hell out of him
by collander February 02, 2010

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