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Coliander 

1. One who can be found running from illegal acts, often chanting the words, 'Shit, Shit, Shit.'
2. A person unwilling to have any minor part in shoplifting, even if it's blatantly obvious that no harm could come of it.
3. One whose porch (and indeed letterbox) receives near constant bombardment of bush and other plantlife.
Jimmy - Can we borrow your bag for a spot o' shopliftin'?
Bob - Shit, Shit, Shit!
Jimmy - Don't be such a Coliander!
Coliander by carthage March 9, 2009

colander 

1. A bowl-shaped kitchen utensil with perforations for draining off liquids and rinsing food.

2. Can also be used as a rockin' hat.
1. Don't bungle the recipe! Make sure you drain your vegetables in a colander.

2. Lindsey wore the colander on her head at a jaunty angle. All the boys wanted her milkshake.
colander by omi January 26, 2009

fart in a colander 

flitting , birdlike, from one thing to another, lacking focus, lacking concentration.
"stone me, denis.""since i made you player/manager you're running around like a fart in a colander"
fart in a colander by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

Colander 

Came out of nowhere and stole my heart.

Brings me joy beyond words and makes me smile till my jaw aches.

Not always easy but that doesn't matter.

My love.
Colander entered my world one cold night in 2010.
Colander by ketchupface October 29, 2012

Colandero 

Someone who is able to pick and choose the best from anywhere and any situation.

Origin: From English, colander.
Juan managed to make himself a beautiful basket of food out of things he found in the trash, he's a real colandero!
Colandero by aromano August 25, 2013

colander cunt 

a cunt who's always talking about food and can't stop cooking up drama
"Tracy's mom is such a colander cunt, did you hear the way she was talkin about that eggplant"
colander cunt by jordy shit September 9, 2018