blue collar dick

A dick that isn't the biggest or the best but it shows up on time and gets the job done.

"Hay Cindy, how was last night"
"Well it was okay, not the biggest but it got the job done. You know, blue collar dick"

blue collar dick by AEB for your ass October 8, 2020

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Colpa di Freddo

Method of contagion, peculiar to Italy, where any number of extreme (imaginary) diseases can be picked up by drinking a drink which is too cold, walking in a cool breeze, forgetting to wear your armani scarf or not wearing an overcoat during a month when it is considered necessary even though the temperature is over 90 degrees in the shade.

"Mamma, my girlfriend made me drink a cold drink and I caught a Colpa di Freddo." "Well you need to take care of yourself dear - you're only 36!"

"I don't care if it is a hundred degrees, darling. You cannot drive to work in May without your overcoat and your scarf - you will catch a 'Colpa di Freddo'." "Si, Mamma!"

"Please close the car window. It is bad for my 'Elth. I know you are all sweating but I will catch a 'Colpa di Freddo' "

Colpa di Freddo by Lost in Spaghetti-Land September 14, 2011

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Coca Cola douche

(n) The practice of rinsing the vaginal vault with a carbonated beverage, such as a cola drink. The can or bottle is usually agitated vigorously post coitus, and the ensuing spray is directed towards the vaginal opening. In the 1950s, prior to availability of the oral contraceptive pill, this was considered a form of birth control, and Coca cola was thought to have some spermicidal properties. Referred to in the song "Coca Cola Douche" by 60s New York band, The Fugs.

Archie: Oh no, my rubber burst!
Betty: Never mind, give me a Coca Cola douche.

Coca Cola douche by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009