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An extremely long, rambling post written on a message board. The said post usually seems more interesting to the writer while typing, but is actually extremely boring and difficult to read.

This post is usually followed by a crudely photoshopped picture of Colin Powell.

It is believed that this phenomenon was birthed in the miscellaneous section of the Bodybuilding.com website.
"Sorry for the Colin Powell post, but my girlfriend just left me and I had to get it out in these 53 paragraphs."
by KennyK June 21, 2006
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The poor man charged with the responsibility of globetrotting with President Bush and making sure none of the international leaders really take his comments seriously.
Colin Powell: I'm so sorry, Mr. Chirac. Mr. Bush didn't actually mean he thinks the French are pussies. Rather, he thinks of them as cats of a refined nature.
by Ophelia Desdemona May 01, 2005
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Someone in our government who is actually smart.
Colin Powell is smarter than Bush or Chaney!
by Anonymous June 23, 2003
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unfortunate guy who should be presciding over the USA but instead is having to appologise/clean up all of bush's blunders
get powell in/bush out
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by Kt$mc October 06, 2003
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A man who was wrongfully screwed by the Bush administration, a man who should have been on top of the world, a man who was once voted as the most popluar (and favorite) American politician.
The world loved Colin Powell.
by full time college student November 13, 2005
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An unfortunate public servant who has been asked to do the impossible: serve as chief diplomat for the Bush Administration.
That poor bastard Colin Powell has to fly around apologizing for the arrogant policies of the Bush Administration.
by Marty October 22, 2003
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