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Cold Shit Syndrome 

This is a condition when someone falls back in love with an individual who treated them horrible or ran around etc.

When the shit is warm you know to stay away from it. However, as time passes as it gets cold you may forget what it is and confuse it for chocolate. The time will come again where you will taste it a remember it is indeed shit.
Guy 1: I visited home over break and I hooked up with Sandra again.

Guy 2: Are you serious? Did you forget how she ran around on you?

Guy 1: Of course not...but that's all in the past. She is different!

Guy2: We need to take you to the doctor because that is some textbook Cold Shit Syndrome.
Cold Shit Syndrome by etilauqa September 21, 2014
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nonsense or go nowhere conversation, specifically conversations where all parties are loaded.
"I was drunk at a club last night talking codshit to a guy from the UK"
codshit by Cyn December 1, 2004
Random comments or conversations which don't follow any particular grammatical rules.
Similar to talking bollox
'You're obviously talking a load of codshite - have you got any more of that wooden shoe wire I can borrow?'
codshite by Tania K September 26, 2005

Cold Shit 

Some seriously cold, unfeeling, shit.
Girl 1: Sorry, but I have a three inch minimum.

Guy: (with sarcasm) Oh, ha ha ha!

Girl 2: I have a nine inch minimum.

Guy: That's some cold shit.
Cold Shit by Ohsnap!!! January 17, 2010

Ice Cold Shit

Something said or done that causes the black guy standing next to you to say:
"That's some ice cold shit, <name>!"
Ice Cold Shit by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004
A last name for people with goals and a passion to reach them
Dang Mr.Coldsmith really works hard in life
coldsmith by NeilBreenTheBest December 23, 2020

Cold Shit 

When you are on the toilet but the toilet seat is colder than your butt.
"Dude i was taking a cold shit and I couldn't even touch the toilet."

"Yesterday my friend took a cold shit and his ass stuck to the toilet."

"As soon as i put my ass down i jumped off the toilet cause it was like a cold shit."
Cold Shit by dondonleroy December 20, 2012