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43.
doing a woman with no foreplay.
Man: Was it good for you?

Woman: That was lousy, a total coldplay.
by r day February 08, 2009
 
44.
when your girlfriend has been chewing on ice or enjoying a cold beverage than gifts with sexual pleasures of the mouth
" I got so much dome last night bro after i took her to marble slab" -True bro

"oh yeah did you get coldplay bro"- Truest bro
by cboyswagger May 03, 2011
 
45.
When a group of people sit around in the cold, and you play with yourself, and the first person to get an erection in the cold wins.
Chris Martin: Hey what should be the name of our band?

Guy Berryman: (Cupping his balls) I win!

Chris Martin: How about Coldplay?
by chrismartinloverBV1989 June 03, 2010
 
46.
1) when someone has sex with a dead person

2) a band that sounds about as good as sex with a dead person
person one: coldplay is my favorite band ever
person two: that over rated crap is like four gay guys having a bad acid trip, which would explain why the lead inger named his child apple. can you say "dumbass"?
by nantucket red January 31, 2007
 
47.
Chilling the body temperature to impersonate a corpse for the purpose of lovemaking.
"I had the hooker sit on a bucket of ice, because I wanted her lady parts to be chilled, I'm into coldplay"
by Deadhophkr January 20, 2010
 
48.
The most awesome band ever, at the very least of 21st Century. To hate this band most likely means one of the following;

- You do not understand music.
- You only listen to emo/ screamo which is in fact not even music, but merely audio recordings of sad pooftas wearing eye-liners screaming about how shit their lives are.
- You only listen to raps, which admittedly have several good songs, but otherwise many high-school students listen to it because they either do not understand music, or think it makes them tough.

- You constantly have dicks filling your ears making unable to hear Chris Martin (the lead singer), and the band itself.

Their albums, Parachute, A rush of blood to the head, X&Y and Viva La vida, are must-haves to complete any musical compilations.
Poofta: Man, Coldplay is sooo lame.
Normal kid: Dude, your ears are filled with dicks. You probably can't hear me but you can't call anything lame, least of all Coldplay.

30yrs old man whose musical knowledge extends only to baa baa blacksheep: What's this Coldplay business? it nothing like what my mum sings to me at home.
The man who understands music: Boy, you have problems....
by HAHAboiii November 05, 2009
 
49.
The biggest band in the world. Working hard to please every fan and not to leave anyone out in there concerts. They have the best rated concert of the decade for a reason so go and see them. Coldplay have tried their hardest to to be rock band snobs. Their fans are not full of them selves with there "divine" taste of music like loads of Blink182 fans are. Many coldplay haters have been around for a long time but there is nothing they can say after they see them in concert
"the biggest confetti drop in the world"
_coldplay Viva La Vida Tour
by Vivacoldplay March 07, 2009