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22.
A band great for someone who has never listened to Radiohead, U2 or Oasis. You basically have to have very bland and generic music tastes to enjoy them. Being a Coldplay fan is like the music equivalent of enjoying Twilight.
This douche "Coldplay is so awesome!"
Me "Well they're okay, but they are nothing special."
This douche "Shut up! I bet you listen to Fall out Boy or Panic! at the Disco! Loud music without depth or soul!"
Me "Um, know, not liking one band does not entail that I like these bands at all. Just let me listen to whatever I like to listen to."
This douche "Idiot!"
Me "Just leave me alone."
by ThatOneGuyYouGrewToHate July 23, 2012
 
1.
An awesome band that can give you a break for the all that loud music you love and a great relaxant
I just needed some Coldplay time.
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
 
2.
Plays alternative rock. Published the albums Parachutes (2000) and A rush of blood to the head (2002). Consists of Chris Martin (vocals, piano, guitar), Jonny Buckland (guitar, harmonics), Guy Berryman (Bass) and Will Champion (drums).
I just want to listen to Coldplay.
by Aleksander December 27, 2003
 
3.
a band to listen to in the bathtub while your crying and masturbating using your tears as lubricant
She broke up up with me so i listened to coldplay
by bitchplease1111 November 11, 2011
 
4.
1) To rip off someone else's intellectual property and claim it as your own, as the pop band Coldplay has done repeatedly.

also common -
2) get/be coldplayed: to be the object or victim of someone else's ripoff scheme.
1) "Dude, that Viva La Vida song is epic"
"Yeah? It'd be a lot more epic if they hadn't coldplayed the entire melody line and chord progression straight from Joe Satriani's 'If I Could Fly'. "
2) "Damn, I love that remake of Kraftwerk's 'Computer Love' don't you?"
"Well, sadly it's actually not Kraftwerk, they just got coldplayed."
by biggster boy May 24, 2010
 
5.
A very talented band who make amazing music.
I'm going to listen to 'Parachutes' by Coldplay because they are a very talanted band who make amazing music!
by Graeme Cairns November 25, 2003
 
6.
Coldplay is another word for crap.
Man, I gotta take a huge Coldplay. dude,I just stepped in a pile of Coldplay. Did you just Coldplay yourself?
by blackpanther666 May 15, 2010
 
7.
1. A band that writes easily accessible music that happens to be entirely void of meaningful substance.

2. Adult contemporary emo

3. Shit on a stick
Hi! My name is Chris Martin from the rock and roll band Coldplay. All I want to do is be like Thom Yorke, save the world, and name my kids after fruit!! OMG <333
by likeyehokwhatev May 16, 2007