a band to listen to in the bathtub while your crying and masturbating using your tears as lubricant
She broke up up with me so i listened to coldplay
by bitchplease1111 November 11, 2011
when your girlfriend has been chewing on ice or enjoying a cold beverage than gifts with sexual pleasures of the mouth
" I got so much dome last night bro after i took her to marble slab" -True bro

"oh yeah did you get coldplay bro"- Truest bro
by cboyswagger May 03, 2011
doing a woman with no foreplay.
Man: Was it good for you?

Woman: That was lousy, a total coldplay.
by r day February 08, 2009
When a group of people sit around in the cold, and you play with yourself, and the first person to get an erection in the cold wins.
Chris Martin: Hey what should be the name of our band?

Guy Berryman: (Cupping his balls) I win!

Chris Martin: How about Coldplay?
by chrismartinloverBV1989 June 03, 2010
1) when someone has sex with a dead person

2) a band that sounds about as good as sex with a dead person
person one: coldplay is my favorite band ever
person two: that over rated crap is like four gay guys having a bad acid trip, which would explain why the lead inger named his child apple. can you say "dumbass"?
by nantucket red January 31, 2007
Chilling the body temperature to impersonate a corpse for the purpose of lovemaking.
"I had the hooker sit on a bucket of ice, because I wanted her lady parts to be chilled, I'm into coldplay"
by Deadhophkr January 20, 2010
One of the most amazing bands of the decade.
Composed of four kick-ass members: Chris Martin (lead vocals, piano), Johnny Buckland (guitar), Guy Berryman (bass guitar), and Will Champion (drums).
They're latest effort, "Viva la Vida Or Death and All His Friends" is the best thing they've done since "A Rush of Blood to the Head"
No, I don't want to battle from beginning to end/
I don't want a cycle of recycled revenge/
I don't wanna follow death and all of his friends!
-From Coldplay's fourth album "Viva la Vida"; track 10 - Death and All of His Friends
by JHolmes18 August 07, 2008
The most amazing, pure, and refreshing music around today.
"Shit what is this music?"
"Coldplay man, heard of them?"
"No, but they're so refreshing it feels like I just stuck my head in a bowl of ice!"

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