Man 2: Yeah thats a pretty sweet item of headgear there
Man 1: Hey whats that on your head?
Man 2: Oh, um, nothing...
Man 1: Dude you totally coldplayed my idea.
The use of Coldplay on the civil population causes severe social problems such as: mass depression, mass self-pity, mass nausea
and also brutal anger in partially immune civilians.
Long term effects include severe debilitation and apathy.
"Is there anybody lost and hurt(...)"
: Chris Martins band.
: The most amazing band in the universe.
: Known for amazing concerts.
: Albums like Parachutes, X&Y, Rush of Blood to The Head,and just recently Viva la Vida.
Sarah: Listen to Coldplay.
All the guys: Dang, I want that