The most awesome band ever, at the very least of 21st Century. To hate this band most likely means one of the following;

- You do not understand music.
- You only listen to emo/ screamo which is in fact not even music, but merely audio recordings of sad pooftas wearing eye-liners screaming about how shit their lives are.
- You only listen to raps, which admittedly have several good songs, but otherwise many high-school students listen to it because they either do not understand music, or think it makes them tough.

- You constantly have dicks filling your ears making unable to hear Chris Martin (the lead singer), and the band itself.

Their albums, Parachute, A rush of blood to the head, X&Y and Viva La vida, are must-haves to complete any musical compilations.
Poofta: Man, Coldplay is sooo lame.
Normal kid: Dude, your ears are filled with dicks. You probably can't hear me but you can't call anything lame, least of all Coldplay.

30yrs old man whose musical knowledge extends only to baa baa blacksheep: What's this Coldplay business? it nothing like what my mum sings to me at home.
The man who understands music: Boy, you have problems....
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An awesome band that can give you a break for the all that loud music you love and a great relaxant
I just needed some Coldplay time.
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Plays alternative rock. Published the albums Parachutes (2000) and A rush of blood to the head (2002). Consists of Chris Martin (vocals, piano, guitar), Jonny Buckland (guitar, harmonics), Guy Berryman (Bass) and Will Champion (drums).
I just want to listen to Coldplay.
by Aleksander December 27, 2003

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a band to listen to in the bathtub while your crying and masturbating using your tears as lubricant
She broke up up with me so i listened to coldplay
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A very talented band who make amazing music.
I'm going to listen to 'Parachutes' by Coldplay because they are a very talanted band who make amazing music!
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The band that produces thirty second songs on repeat for four and a half minutes.
Dude 1: Dude is your ipod on repeat?

Dude 2: No its just coldplay
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Noise that people call music and every song sounds the same.

Just a way for people to be cool
The sound of styrofoam rubbing together is Coldplay.

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Eww, you like Coldplay? You must hate life!
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Generic rock band who sounds like all of the 1000 "alternative" bands you hear on the FM radio.
Oh god Coldplay is on, let me change the channel.

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"You know who I know you're gay?"

"How?"

"You like Coldplay"
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