cold poon 

1. A dead chick's vagina. The necrophiliac's dream, a cold, stiff snatch

2. A live chick's vagina, chilled with ice, often to give her sexual partner an unexpected icy treat upon penetration.

Here's a trick, instead of waiting hours for Jo's beaver to become some nice cold poon, I'm going to put her in the freezer and turn hours of waiting into minutes. And here's one I prepared earlier...

Stacy showed me her new trick this morning, it was some cold cold poon.

cold poon by Ikety February 10, 2007

ice cold pool 

best wallows song no one cares if you think otherwise

person: the best wallows song isnt ice cold pool
me: shut the fuck up

ice cold pool by dylanminnetteanti!! April 17, 2022

Cold Brew Panic Poop 

When you drink coffee to the point of pooping, but you’re caught up in another activity and need to rush to the shitter faster than a worm down a waterspout during a rainstorm.

I was on a coffee date with my crush who is consistently mean to me and I had to take a cold brew panic poop right in the middle of her ruining my life.

Cold Brew Panic Poop by Poopmoney6969 May 17, 2021