cold bone creamery 

The act of fellatiating with the subject's favorite ice cream sundae ingredients already in the mouth. Resulting in a delicious, yet customized mess upon ejaculate completion.

Her cold bone creamery was cold, but tasty and worth it!

cold bone creamery by SkeeterSquat January 10, 2016

Cold boner 

The feeling of being scared and sexually aroused at the same time.

Damn, this ghost looked hella scary but her body is packing, I think I might have a cold boner...

Cold boner by H-Ero March 7, 2022

cold boner 

a boner which is freezing cold. Usually only occurs in those who have Cold Boner Syndrome (CBS). People who have a cold boner should typically fornicate with women who have icebox vaginas to avoid the tongue on the flagpole effect.

Guy 1: "my boner is freezing cold right now"

Guy 2: "I didn't know you had CBS!"

Guy 1: "Yeah, thats why my girlfriend looks like shit. I have to settle for those icebox vaginas, its a tough life."

Guy 2: "It's the cold boner life. Livin it, Lovin it, doing it."

cold boner by Phil Halberson March 3, 2011

Cold boner 

When one is not in the ideal place or time to jerk off, and an erection occurs, the use of this technique is useful in getting rid of said boner. to implement the cold boner method, simply give your dick the cold shoulder by not thinking about it.

Guy 1: broooooo bro dude the other day, i was in math right? well this girls thong was escaping from her pants like her jeans were alcatraz. i couldnt look away and the boner soon followed. so instead of focusing on her luscious ass, or math, i focused on the tiles in the ceiling. my boner was gone in like two minutes.

Guy 2: yet another success for the cold boner technique

Cold boner by Dr. Cobra cook March 17, 2010

Stone Cold Boney

A person who ingests, cultivates, and vegetates fresh humor, culture and knowledge. Like John Mulaney’s appearance on Hot Ones.

Dawg, check out this stone cold boney spittin the truth. Muthafuckers funny, sincere and still slightly skeptical.

Stone Cold Boney by BrownRecluse129 June 29, 2023

Coldbone

(noun) - when the cold around a man causes his scrotum to shrivel, thus pushing his shaft forward, making it appear as if he has a slight erection.

dude this wind is giving me a coldbone

Coldbone by wolfgangthefirst June 19, 2011