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36. mcjob
A job. One that every fucker thinks is easy, try it see how soon you change your mind.

involves crap hours, yet the staff are close knit..by the hatred of the customer.

Day to day tasks involve:

1)licking the ass of the guy who just threw his burger at you because it was cold...(he had sat there for 20mins before bringing it back)

2) Putting up with drunks unable to understand that beef needs to be cooked before we can give it to them.

3) Taking Stress and the slack because the idoit who is supposed to start at 11 has decided to come in.

4) Dealing with tramps who go though the bins to get cold products to complain about.

exmples of a typical shift for a mcjob worker

Tramp "my burger is cold"
Staff "dude i just saw you take it out the bin"
Manager " yea i'm sorry we cant exchange that"
Tramp "but i neeedsss my cheeseburger"

Time 10:55p.m (5 min till closing)

Staff "hey can i help ya?"
Drunk " --" (subtitles unable to understand)
Staff " sorry what was that?"
Drunk "i said i wanted a 5 big macs you fucking idoit"
Staff "okay sorry,, yep okay it'll be about 3mins for that?"
Drunk" okay"

--money exchanges hands---
Time 10:56p.m.

Drunk "Wheres my fucking burger, been waiting 20mins!!!"
Staff "its been a mintue not long now"
Drunk " daft cuntt! gimmie my fuckin money backk"
Staff "okay sure"
Manager "there you go sorry about that"
Drunk "taking piss outta me?"
-- drunken rage ensues, usually involving chairs thrown, smashed windows etc.--
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37. Alaskan Crab Hammer
to recieve a blow job with ice cubes in the girls mouth. And when the penis gets too cold to keep in, to pull it out and smack the girl in the forehead with it.
yo my girl was giving me head last night with ice cubes in her mouth, but it got too cold and started to hurt so i gave her the alaskan crab hammer
38. Gun Job
(noun)
The stimulation and subsequent ejaculation of a man's penis by means of the sensual interaction between a man's penis and one or multiple guns (usually a hand gun). One may be performed upon one's self, but is usually done by the gun holder upon his/her lover. Gun jobs are more popular amongst the homosexual community due to the phallic nature of the gun, although still practiced amongst heterosexuals. Seldom referred to as a "GJ"
Quincy: "So I was down at the shooting range yesterday shooting my Winchester. I noticed Emma was also there. When I finished with my ammo I approached her and complimented her piece.

"That is a nice gun." I said "Shoots really well."

"That is not all it does." She said.
Then she took me into the ammo room and gave a sweet Gun Job."

Bryan: "No way."

Quincy: "Way."
39. Cincinnati blowfish
Cincinnati blowfish occurs when a woman gives a man a rim job, vice versa, and he/she farts in the mouth thus puffing up the cheeks.
Nick was giving a rim job to Veronica Vaughn and she farted in his mouth. He yelled "you just gave me the dirtiest cincinnati blowfish i have ever had". (He tasted shit for a week).
40. Boss
Fellatio, more commonly referred to as a blow job or oral sex being performed on a man.
"Hey Jane, Boss me up."

"Dude, Stacey gave me some great boss last night."

"I had a terrible day at work. I need a cold beer and some good boss."

"Did you see the way she was all over him? She definitely bossed him up in the car on the way home."

"Dude, did you get bossed up?
"Yup. It was Bosstastic!"
41. Cream Job
Using 1 pint of your favorite ice cream, you soften it up in a microwave and then insert your hard penis into said ice cream, making it feel like a cold vaginal cavity. You can then place the container in between your matress or couch cushion and thrust your penis in and out of the ice cream container until your reach your orgasm.
My girlfriend wasn't up to sex last night so I was getting increasingly horny, so I decided to give myself a cream job... IT FELT SO GOOD!
42. Arabaca Beans
Arabaca Beans is the left over beans at the bottom of your Heinz Baked Beans can that are cold and wet but you still want to eat them on your beans on toast.
Man:Hey i got some Arabaca Beans you want them on your beans on toast?

Man2:Ummmm.........yes
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