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(figurative) when someone or something prevents you from having sex; (literal) when a large bag of ice is placed on your lap on a car trip
That girl totally cold crotched me at the party last week.
by gizzlie February 26, 2007
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2
the act of placing a cold beverage on the crotch or crotches of someone for the purpose of either stimulation or revenge
My girlfriend would buy me a drink so last night I cold crotched her
by It's Yo brotha July 16, 2015
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