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Stephen Colbert, host of the Colbert report. The sexiest comedian on television, not to mention his amazing chemistry with Jon Stewart. In addition, Colbert is also a great dancer, can flip to his desk, and obviously, is very handsome.
I watch the Colbert report to see the beautiful,sexy Stephen Colbert.
#stephen colbert #jon stewart #sexy #democrat #bill o'reilly #the daily show #marry me
by natalie m January 18, 2007
Verb. To talk rings around your opponent until they begin to sputter, are rendered speechless and become, therefore, impotent (aka nailed) as their argument collapses around them. Submitted in honor of the television comedian Stephen Colbert, the great, brave and high master of satire and truthiness.
He tried to bulldoze him with his theories during the debate but he was colberted in two minutes flat.
#colbert #stephen colbert #outwit #outmaneuver #satire #cleverness
by vigwig May 03, 2008
Verb - To create a new word using existing words in the English language in the same fashion as Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report on Comedy Central.

Stephen Colbert often introduces new words his show invents in both the opening credits and in his monologue.
Stephen colberted the words wikiality, truthiness, and superstantial.
#stephen colbert #colbert #wikiality #truthiness #the colbert report #comedy central
by Aarani March 08, 2007
Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill. NASA's space treadmill in the new "Tranquility" node.
Timmy: Want to go for a jog?

John: Why the hell would we do that when we have a perfectly nice COLBERT to jump on?
#steven colbert #comedy central #colbert report #nasa #space #treadmill
by roar123 April 14, 2009
noun: A sandwich made from two Pringles chips and a creamy Reddi Whip center. It is good snack for a little 'pick-me-up'. To make a colbert you will need two Pringles chips (preferably orignal, but any flavor will do) and a can of Reddi Whip whipped cream. Simply take one chip, spray a thick layer of whipped cream onto the chip and then place the second chip on top. The colbert's creator highly endorses the tasty sandwich saying, "There is nothing wrong with that."
"That colbert really stays with ya."
#sammich #tasty #colbert #colbear #colber
by AKAReject March 31, 2010
This town is located right outside of Spokane Washington. This upper-class, suburban community boasts its large homes, multiple Home Owners Associations (HOA), and suburban feel. After looking past many joggers, dog-walkers, and strollers on the sidewalks, you'll find the many up-scale neighborhoods with names to match. Neighborhoods like Legacy Hills, Wellington Heights, and Golden Eagle Estates are just a few of the luxurious neighborhoods. Colbert is known for having the most gated houses and communities per capita in the area, and is considered the ideal "white community".
Person visting Colbert Resident: "What's the gate code?"
Colbert Resident: "Hold on, I have to check, the HOA changes it every month."
#washington #white #wealthy #wealth #rich #houses #joggers #community #upper-class #suburban #up-scale
by WashingtonExpert June 19, 2013
The only person to ever perform Canada's History.
Steven Colbert is awesome.

Steven Colbert advocates Canada's History
#colbert #awesome #nation #steven #stephen
by ColbertCanadasHistory February 08, 2010
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