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collasseral damage 

Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.
I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.
collasseral damage by SHLA September 10, 2012
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las colgas 

3 girls who study in Guaynabo, Puerto Rico that became best friends by taking summer school because they were flunking every class BUT HAVE A HUGE PASSION FOR JANGUEOS.
Ahi llegaron las colgas, those guaynabichas .
las colgas by one of las colgas November 7, 2019

Colasante Protocol 

A protocol designed to eliminate confusion when a phone call loses signal or is otherwise disrupted. Named after the person who created it.

The protocol is, whoever made the initial call is the one who calls back; the other doesn't attempt to reconnect. This eliminates those awkward moments when both parties try to reconnect at the same time.
"I lost you so I tried to call you back but I kept going straight to voicemail."

"You should have followed the Colasante Protocol.
This is a very common word to describe when 2 or more people bash another person.
The roughians cobashed the pensioner outiside the chip-shop. Police are investigating.
cobash by Mr Monarch May 31, 2017

colasshole 

Colossal asshole; an extremely unpleasant person resembling that of a large, gaping anus. Includes but is not limited to: backstabbers, jerks, snitches, bitches, fuckboys.
My "best friend" went after my asshole ex, making her an even bigger asshole...a colasshole.
colasshole by PugSon September 18, 2016
noun
Synonym for (a rather large) Penis
See that guy over there? Lisa told me yesterday he has a massive colbus. They almost couldn't make it fit.
Colbus by _Zopra July 12, 2023