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CobaltSS 

a .net based website and forum where cobalt owners can talk and chat about their cars
I tried to get on cobaltss.net last night but it said database error for 3 hours.
CobaltSS by Schnutz33 November 8, 2009
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cobalt ss/tc 

A car that started production in 2008. One of the fastest fwd producion cars in the world, both on the 1/4mile and road courses, even tho it is still underestimated by both the tuner and muscle crowd but it is earning its reputation by winning races. This version of the of the cobalt ss responds VERY well to basic modifications, in some cases gaining 50whp and 100wtq off of a tune alone thanks to the STOCK twinscroll k04 turbo. The main downside to this car is that without a tune anything you do to the car performance wise is a waste of time and money because the ECU will not let you gain any peak hp or tq due to the "learn down" system. Thankfully once you get past the initial down fall of the "learn down" system the car is great, and so is the 2.0L motor that is basically fully built from factory and proven to be able to hold up to 550hp stock.
yo did you see that cobalt at the track he ran 12.6 @ 114 on street tires, i thought he had a ton of money under the hood but when i talked to him and he said all he had done was a tune, downpipe, and a drop in air filter... i NEED to get a cobalt ss/tc right now
cobalt ss/tc by Widowedeight October 14, 2009
Cobalt is a chemical element with symbol Co and atomic number 27. Like nickel, cobalt is found in the Earth's crust only in chemically combined form, save for small deposits found in alloys of natural meteoric iron. The free element, produced by reductive smelting, is a hard, lustrous, silver-gray metal.
Cobalt is Symbol Co and AN 27
Chevrolet's new small car as of 2005. Taking the place of the Cavalier, it is built on a different frame, new technology and a slightly more powerful 2.2 ECOTEC DOHC engine.
I test drove a new Cobalt today at the Chevrolet dealership. I'm thinking about buying one.
cobalt by Not Provided May 31, 2005

Cobalt Express 

A sexual act performed with a woman of exceeding beauty which involves having anal intercourse with her and then upon completion licking fecal matter off of one's penis. This act is only to be performed on women of exceptional beauty as it shows your overwhelming desire to be with her.
That model is so hot I would Cobalt Express her.
Cobalt Express by D. Lafferriere September 28, 2007
The Chevrolet Cobalt SS (2005-2010) is currently the fastest front-wheel drive production car in the world, boasting 260 horsepower and a top speed of 155 mph with the turbocharged I-4. The Dodge Neon SRT-4 is often claimed to be the champion here, with a top speed of around 160 mph, but it is let down in the handling department...therefore the award goes to the Cobalt SS.
What is THAT over there?
That is a Cobalt SS, the greatest car ever made
Cobalt by Jesus Fuckendoucher October 15, 2011