clagera 

A sexually transmitted disease that can be carried and spread by both genders but only infects males and hermaphrodites. The symptoms include but are not limited too:

- The swelling and rotting of the left testicle.
- The rrhexis (bursting) of said testicle after 48 hours of excruciating pain.
- During the first week of infection, the retraction of the right testicle.
- After the first week, the right testicle is shitted out by the infected host.

Clagera is common in the Central Florida region.

Lawrence hasn't been the same since Keely gave him clagera at the party.

Lance Armstrong had clagera, but he was able to find a cure before it claimed both his nuts. He should be proud.

clagera by Nestor DryIce June 10, 2008

Swavesey village collage 

A shit school that is supposed to be good but is full of snakes, snitches and wanna be roadmen. The teachers act like they are on crack and get off on giving students detentions. The headteacher has an ankle fetish because he cares more about what socks your wearing than your education. Year 7ns think they are hard, year 8s act depressed, year 9ns are slags, year 10ns are boring and year 11ns are actually depressed. Welcome to 5 years of hell and retarded cunts :)

Swavesey village collage is a shite school

Swavesey village collage by Dingdongweenee October 16, 2019

coyage 

A voyage, but for some reason you're in a car. When you're in your car and also on a voyage, you're on a coyage.

Some possible scenarios for achieving a coyage:

- Crossing a body of water in a cable ferry with your car
- Cruise ship with parking garage

Pack your bags, kids. We're going on a coyage!

I wasn't really planning to bringing my car for this voyage. I guess it's a coyage now.

coyage by big boats master April 22, 2021

collage 

How people who will never get in spell college.

If you write an essay entitled "Why I Want To Go To Collage", you will be rejected immediately by the admissions board of most colleges outside of Alabama.

collage by Socialist REALism August 22, 2006

Colapes 

COLAPES is when something is really collapsing and hard to fix. Another word for exposed against a youtuber.

COLAPES originated from a youtuber named ntxgen720 aka Zaire when in one of his videos he was talking about another youtuber named BroKenGaMezHD and wrote that the youtuber was going down after the ''Colapes'' of SONY and he spelt collapse wrong.

After the video another youtuber named BLACKB0ND made a video about just the word ''COLAPES'' and the trend kept going. whenever someone was exposed they added the word ''COLAPES'' at the end.

exposed = colapes (youtube beef drama)

Example 1: ''Be careful Bond, if he catches you at Shoprite Pathmark, he's gonna knock you smooth out your loafers. #colapes''

Example 2: ''HAHAHAHAH he's so fakking dumb boii so exposed! COLAPES!

Example 3: ''You show us your Infamous Second Son trophies but not your 12k PC?'' #COLAPES

Colapes by PreezNT April 15, 2014

Colange O' Clock 

‘the time of the night where alcoholic beverages enter the system of many individuals at a rapid rate before heading to zhivagos’

Paul - ‘Hey, Dimi! you know what time it is?’. Dimi - ‘Indeed, it is Colange O' Clock WE ARE ON!’

Colange O' Clock by Chris Koulos October 15, 2021

swanmore collage 

The worst secondary school in the united kingdom. unlucky if your parents forced you

"fuck me im moving to swanmore collage"

swanmore collage by gcsephysicsisfuckingshite September 13, 2020