1. To be a person who has a prediliction for
cheese, eats snails, Likes the bottoms of large, leather clad,
German gentlemen (Yes I know it all happened sixty
odd years ago, but it's still fun to take the piss out of them!). And responds to danger with a gravity defying upswing of the arms that is so rapid, that
small avian flu laden creatures have been propelled across the English (that's ENGLISH, not '
le sodding Mange') Channel by their actions.
2. To be a fully integrated member of the European Economic Community, or whatever the Frogs and Krauts are calling it these days.
3. To be bufoniform,from Bedford and work for a French Bank.
Man in
Park: "Is that a cheese eating surrender
monkey over there doing aerobics?"
Second Man: "No, I think that's just a
Bedford collaborater copying them!"