Cougasaurus Rex

An older woman too dried out for the watering hole who rubs up on every man that walks into the bar. It is a natural predator. Anyone under the age of 30 should beware of its powerful prowess.

The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.

The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.

If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.

Alternate definition:

A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.

Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.

Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.

OMG, that Cougasaurus Rex is totally movin' in on Ted - should we save him?

Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?

Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!

Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!

Cougasaurus Rex by Erin & Ted September 4, 2011

Wokeasaurus 

This is someone who prides themselves on their Leftist politics and is Anti - guns, police, constitution, white and religion.

Berkeley is the home of the Wokeasaurus!

Wokeasaurus by I, Wreckerrr March 11, 2021

Cockasaurus 

Any person, male or female, with a penis that is better measured in metric tons than inches.

Also see "Zoah"

That guy I went home from the bar with last night was a real Cockasaurus. He tore my taint in half and now I'm shitting out of my box.

Cockasaurus by Zarr January 20, 2004

jokeasaurus 

A hockey player that goes to school for five years. Plays defense, but never really was any good at it. Usually has friends who are wrestlers and hates small children. A jokeasaurus thinks Connecticut is far superior to any other state in the U.S.

Guy 1: You see that tall lanky dude over there with the glasses on?

Guy 2: You mean jokeasaurus?

jokeasaurus by ahc5035 June 21, 2010

Cockasaurusrex 

A dinosaur from the jerassic period with few preserved fossils, its cock is so large it is said to be able to knock out any dinosaur with one hard swing of its massive penis

cockasaurusrex defeated the spinosaurus again! damn!

Cockasaurusrex by uncle sams cousin May 2, 2011

Cocktasaurus Rex 

One of the male population who has such large gentilia, common terms such as hung or well endowed do not quite cover the enormity of the genitilia, see coctus maximus or Cocktimus Prime.

Since no one was listening to him at the party, John was forced to pull out his Cocktasaurus Rex to get everyone's attention.

The Cocktasaurus Rex's long hibernation was over, it was fully awakened from its slumber and on the prowl for its favorite prey, the rare and docile, bearded clam.

Cocktasaurus Rex by One hairy, bathing ape June 20, 2006

cuteasaurus 

Someone who has an enormous amount of cuteness

Sarina is a cuteasaurus!! ^-^

cuteasaurus by imagorilla October 26, 2009