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3. coke bloat
The bloating that occurs from consuming either too much soda or too much cocaine.
Coke Bloat: "Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure looks bloated these days. I highly doubt it's from drinking soda."
1. coke bloat
When a regular cocaine sniffer experiences a puffy and bloated appearence in the face, especially the cheeks.
Tom: lyndsey used to be so hot but she's got all fat in the face.

Ted: Nar man, she's just got a bad case of coke bloat.

Tom: Arr right, she needs to get off the blow.
2. coke bloat
The bloating that occurs from consuming either too much soda or too much cocaine.
Coke Bloat: "Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure looks bloated these days. I highly doubt it's from drinking soda."