cockbib 

A person who whines excessively about a common, everyday occurrence that the vast majority of people have no trouble handling or do not even recognize as a problem.

John is such a cockbib; he can't enjoy oral sex because he's too worried about getting spit in his buttcrack.

cockbib by Jello42 May 22, 2009

cobibudgie 

Like a normal budgie but this particular budgerigar has a seasonal feather change from blue to purple and vice versa. Although the feather change is seasonal, in moments of high tension the feather change can be somewhat erratic.

David: have you heard of the cobibudgie?
Nigel: yeah it goes from blue to purple to blue to purple.
David: what a fucking twat of a bird!

cobibudgie by gobifudge February 8, 2014

cobibhm 

1. A shorter than average football player that is usually incites conversation about slightly inappropriate subjects among his peers.

2. A crap that feels solid and clean when coming out but is the exact opposite when you wipe.

3. And acronym for "Chill Out Bruh It's Black History Month"

1. "Did you hear about what happened with your mom last night?
"Shut up cobibhm!"

2. I just had the most cobibhm crap of my life!

3. "Dude, what are you doing?!"
"COBIBHM!!!"

cobibhm by MacNCheeser290 February 8, 2023

combibolist 

One who collects vacuums.

The combibolist had 123 vacuums in his collection.

The combibolist's favorite vacuum was a Hoover.

combibolist by bellinson July 8, 2010

cockbib 

A cloth or plastic sheath that has a hole, and when the penis is placed through it, protects the groinal vicinity from unwanted skin-to-skin contact during intercourse.

Sometimes when engaging in coitus with a female from origins unkown, it is prudent to wear a cockbib to protect the inner genitals and vicinity from unwanted torso contact from the aformentioned female.

Example: Man, I was at this Bulgarian brothel, and they had a wide array of condoms and cockbibs to use. I was so releived!

cockbib by ranky TO November 28, 2011