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Land of Cokayne 

An imaginary land of idleness, luxury, ease and plenty.

Where physical comforts and pleasures are always immediately at hand and where the harshness of medieval peasant life does not exist.
Like Atlantis and El Dorado, the land of Cokayne was a fictional utopia, a place where, in a parody of paradise, idleness and gluttony were the principal occupations. In Specimens of Early English Poets (1790), George Ellis printed a 13th century French poem called "The Land of Cokaigne" where

the houses were made of barley sugar and cakes, the streets were paved with pastry, and the shops supplied goods for nothing.

According to Herman Pleij,Dreaming of Cokaigne: Medieval Fantasies of the Perfect Life (2001):

roasted pigs wander about with knives in their backs to make carving easy, where grilled geese fly directly into one's mouth, where cooked fish jump out of the water and land at one's feet. The weather is always mild, the wine flows freely, sex is readily available, and all people enjoy eternal youth.

Cokaigne was a "medieval peasant’s dream, offering relief from backbreaking labor and the daily struggle for meager food."

The Brothers Grimm collected and retold the fairy tale in Das Märchen vom Schlaraffenland (The Tale About the Land of Cokayne).

In the 1820s, the name Cokaigne came to be applied jocularly to London, as the land of Cockneys, and thus "Cokaigne", though the two are not linguistically connected otherwise. The composer Edward Elgar used the title "Cokaigne" for his concert overture and suite evoking the people of London, Cokaigne (In London Town) (1901)
Land of Cokayne by Heike Makatsch October 21, 2009
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a mix of coke and any alcohol.
"Man, I have no clue what I should drink tonight."
"Dude, just get a cokahol. It's a classic!"

--or--
you: "can i get a cokahol"
bartender: "are you sure you don't care what alcohol i put in?"
you: "of course. i cant make up my mind. there are too many good decisions."
cokahol by tenniskinggmr November 18, 2013
Related Words

la coka nostra 

La Coka Nostra means "this dope thing of ours" Coka literally translates to Cocaine or the Coka plant, what we know as dope, and of course Nostra means "ours". It originated from la COSA nostra which was the sicillian mafia it stands for "this thing of ours" referring to business. La Coka Nostra is currently a hip-hop group containing rappers: Danny Boy, Ill Bill, Mr. White, Slaine, Big Left and DJ Lethal.... they are one of the sickest groups around in the world today.
La Coka Nostra is fucking sick have you heard their new shit " Fuck Tony Montana" ???
la coka nostra by Ryan Karasiewicz November 24, 2007
A delicious cookie containing a mighty amount of midnight sugar.
“Linny, get me a delicious snack!”

“From the cokey jar?”
“YEAH, one with all that midnight sugar! Make it two actually!”
Cokey by Rpenty June 26, 2018
D.R.U.G drug or drugs

cocaine,cokaine, coke, white-powder, snow, primo (when mixed with marijawanna), Blow , snow-ball

substince grown from (a plant) broken down, broken up,dried out, and eventually...snorted
me:yo james you got mo' coka?

james:yea hit this up dawg

wheres tha coka' when you need it!
coka by corey brinkley July 13, 2006

crokaydonkey

an ass with teeth or a person whos both arrogant and bitchy
at the same time
"my ex is such a crokaydonkey"
crokaydonkey by CTB4U March 3, 2009

CokeysLegs

A word that comes form the streamer Trainwreckstv. CokeysLegs is often used to describe the streamers lack of muscle in his legs mixed with his addiction to cocaine which he has overcome lately. The legs are so small you could even compare them to the legs of a chicken. CokeysLegs is also a user in his chat who owns tigers and is a millionaire.
example 1:
BRO1 - YO BRO! Did you see CokeysLegs? they seem to be getting bigger. Poggers!
BRO2 - No shot bucko! this man has never trained his legs and that's on god.
example 2:
BRO1 - Yo CokeysLegs is pretty handsome.
BRO2 - Yes.
CokeysLegs by TheTwoTimeBackToBack December 1, 2020