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The absolute least sexy thing to shout out in bed. "Hmmm"
"Ohhh!" "Ooooh!" "COITUS!" "Thank you, Captain Obvious!" |
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fancy way to say fuck Wanna coitus?! ;)
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physical union of male and female genitalia accompanied by rhythmic movements usually leading to the ejaculation of semen from the penis into the female reproductive tract Kris Ann's sister was shocked when I informed her that we were preparing to engage in coitus.
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The way a child with a speech impediment pronounces "Curtis." Hilarious when heard aloud. Little Joey at 7 years old: Coitus, stop eating paste.
Little Curtis at 7 years old: Stop calling me that, fuckhead. Don't you know what that means yet?! And this paste is delicious, so hop off my nuts. |
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1. Sex
2. Formal terminology often used by the 'super intelligent' to describe the love-making process, every little boy's dream Hey baby, let's go for scones then we can catch a round of coitus.
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What Sheldon Cooper says instead of sex Sheldon: Should you engage in coitus ...
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Sex. The physical act of love. Maude: "Do you like it?"
Dude: "I was talking about my rug" Maude: "You're not interested in sex?" Dude: "You mean coitus?" |
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