Do you have any coinage for the drink machine?

"Dude, with a job title like Assistant Manager, you should be pulling down some major COINAGE."

"My dear board members, as CEO, I recommend for myself some huge COINAGE and a golden parachute!"

Few acts are as conceited, supercilious, and trite as coinage of contrived words, most of which will never see their day in the vernacular.

Checkout: Thats $5.35 thanks

Person: brings out change

Checkout: 5c 5c 5c 5c 5c 5c 5c 5c... hold on..5c..10c..15c..20c *1 minute passes

Person: Sorry about the coinage

Checkout: Thanks, and stuffs the rest into the till

Checkout later finds that the till is down on money

"Does anybody want coinage?"
"yes please" "oh yum"