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coiley ; a fat round creature which is half man and half pig - feeds on large amounts of beer and kebabs. Plays cricket when not rolling in muck
' have u seen the size of phil recently? he'll turn into a coiley if he gets any fatter!'
by big JOOOE May 20, 2008
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