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14.
really hot way to describe a emo geek
also character off the kewlest tv prog ever (the O.C)
girl 1:that cohen is so emo
girl2:I know, i bet his room is full of cohenista and he listen's to cohen-like emo music.
girl 1:So true and I bet tomorrow he's going to update his cohen hairstyle...
girl 2:i was like so about to say that...i mean his roots aren't black anymore

also an object of lust to the untrained eye!
by Lizy's_hot June 10, 2005
 
8.
a thought or idea beyond verbal comprehension
Quantum physics is Cohen!

The Big Bang was Cohen.

by Benjamin David April 22, 2008
 
9.
star of of the 1972 smash hit 'dirty jew,' it was banned in the US and most of Europen, but smashed box office records in Pacmanistan, kazahkstan, uzbekistan, tajikstan and swansea.
search imdb for more info on 'dirty jew,' and cohen cohen
by devinedj December 01, 2006
 
10.
1. Verb. To pull a Cohen is to use inaccurate and inappropriate language or phrases to describe a simple (and generally understood) process, while speaking to the audience in a demeaning manner.
2. Adjective. Someone referred to as a Cohen typically talks from an experienced standpoint on something they have little or no knowledge of, often confusing or misrepresenting ideas or concepts. A Cohen is loud and has no problem speaking for a group of people, and often loses face with most listeners.
Don't be such a cohen!
by Yvan-r November 30, 2006
 
11.
A dumb cunt hoe that eats hairy ballsack while she is sitting on a dildo
my wife was being a total cohen yesterday
by james94803928598423 June 21, 2011
 
12.
To take food from someone's plate and then ask for permission to take it.
At dinner last night, Jennifer reached across the table with her fork, snagged one of my shrimp, and said, "Can I try a shrimp?" Before I could say, "Don't cohen my shrimp, bitch!" she'd popped it right in her mouth.
by Snegall's brother April 01, 2009
 
13.
A cheap jewish guy who lives with his mom most of his life and thinks he's in a band.
"Remember that kid from high school who always wore the band shirts?"

"Yeah, I hear he hasn't done anything, he's turned into such a Cohen."
by Notlisted November 21, 2006