Coffs Harbour 

A place full of extremely arrogant, hostile people. A secret survey by the tourist board recently found it was the second least friendly town in ALL Australia.

A place where the motels are all 40+ years old but still charge like a new one even though it's right next to a very busy noisy highway and you WON'T be getting any sleep.

A place where there are no jobs but everyone still judges you a lot for not having one.

A: I'm going to Coffs Harbour

B: Why not just punch yourself in the head, it'll feel the same and be less expensive.

Coffs Harbour by I hate Coffs Harbour January 17, 2012

Coffs Harbour 

The biggest hole of a place you will ever visit.

Its a lovely place to visit but if you spend more than a few days there you will go crazy and realise its full of fucked up bogans and sluts who all think that they are top fucking shit.

It could also be the most judgemental place in the world.

Person 1: Where are you from?

Person 2: Coffs Harbour.

Person 1: Sucked in you fucking bogan. *All respect for Person 2 lost.*

Coffs Harbour by iheartbirdie June 20, 2011

coffs harbour 

its a town on the northern coast of NSW. a good tourist town but only if your staying for the night because it is very boring and the people there dont talk to outsiders.

they all pretend to be nice happy people, but really they're not. they are all old and dying or young and oblivious to the outside world

"i went to coffs harbour the other day, man i wish i bought some weed with me. that place is soo fake"

coffs harbour by ThEeMoRoCkEr24 February 8, 2010

Coffs Harbour 

Regional city on the North Coast of New South Wales, Australia.

Still mostly associated with beaches and bananas (including the tourist attraction The Big Banana), although it has dozens of much better tourist attractions and especially adventure activities such as wild-water rafting, skydiving, surfing, surf-rafting, scuba-diving, whale-watching, quad biking and much more.

Becoming increasingly sophisticated with loads of urban cafés, award-winning restaurants, excellent resorts, spas, galleries etc. and is a popular weekend destination from Sydney and Melbourne.

I'm going to Coffs Harbour this weekend. No, I'm NOT going to the Big Banana or revisit my childhood memories of the caravan park, I'm going for a glam girls' weekend to a beach resort featuring lots of champagne and beauty salon visits.

Coffs Harbour by amandab1 June 20, 2011

Coffee Booster 

Coffee consumed in various amounts which may enhance the bowel movement generating effects of a push meal, sometimes loosening consistency and commonly adding an expolsive component.

That coffee booster that I had with my push meal really caused a rectal exorcism.

Coffee Booster by Cornsonthehouse September 15, 2022

Coffeezilla 

Coffeezilla, also known as Stephen Findeisen is a gossip columnist and true-crime drama youtuber, best known for his internet trolling antics and true-crime investigative video commentary where he self-proclaims to expose alleged scams. He is most famously quoted for saying “All crypto is a scam” later backtracking and saying that “98% of crypto is a scam” that he believes without proof to be cryptocurrency scams. Due to being incentivized to receive as many views as possible, his content optimize for attention rather than accuracy according to a statement from Washington Post.

Stephen Allen Findeisen: Did you see coffeezilla rip The Real World? He said it’s a scam because people are paying $49/month and only making $2k-$6k/mo in profit. That’s no where near 6 figures or life changing.

Andrew Tate: Shut up dweeb, I almost kind of respected Coffee with extra milk until he said that.

Tristan Tate: He is spitting venom with his words, an evil hater stuck in the matrix. These people worked hard for that $2k-$6k. Considering they are 16-25 that is amazing progress and I’m proud of em. Stephen Findeisen

Coffeezilla by coffeezilla January 18, 2023

avetard coffee table 

The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.

I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.

avetard coffee table by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019