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Noun- Coffee that is free.

Often used in a sentence when talking to a coffee shop worker or barista.
Cheap customer: "Hey Kyle, can I get a discount on my coffee?"

Coffee shop worker: "Nah, dude I'll just make you some coffree!"
coffree by epithet December 9, 2009

Coffeetabled 

To get hit or be bit by a coffee table
James: don't worry about Daniel, he's harmless, he was coffeetabled as a child
Coffeetabled by Yahooey12 July 7, 2019

cofferette

The practice of accompanying a cup of coffee with a cigarette. Or a cigarette with a coffee. The confluence of fag and brown water and the 5-10 minutes of skiving it enables. In Latin nations this is replaced with the caferillo.
"I'm going out of my mind with stress! Seriously. I'm gonna die! Or kill someone! Or die and THEN kill someone! Help!"

"Calm down young one, have a soothing cofferette..."
cofferette by mikegloady December 9, 2008

coffeetarian 

Etymology: coffee + -arian
Function: noun
1 - A firm believer in the power of coffee.
Call me a coffeetarian, but decaf is just another word for dirty water.
coffeetarian by Mireru December 28, 2007

Coffeetivity

Coffeetivity is the productivity boost that you get after drinking coffee. It can be applied to anything from school work to picking up babes at the beach.
John: Hey, don't you have an essay due tomorow?
Jack: Crap, I completely forgot.
John: Better get yourself a cup of coffee, you could sure use the coffeetivity.

Jacob: Without coffeetivity I would have been up all night working. Thank god for coffee.
Michael: Dude, you're addicted to coffee.
Coffeetivity by thecobb January 13, 2013

coffeetho 

Shortened word for “coffee though”. Used to describe ones admiration and gratitude for a quality coffee.
“Good to see you bro, it’s been awhile...” *sips coffee* “...wow, coffeetho!!!”
coffeetho by Your Grayness May 18, 2021