Urban Dictionary: coffin dodger

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1.	coffin dodger
	buy coffin dodger mugs, tshirts and magnets An elderly person trying to over stay their worth on planet earth The pension queue at the local post office is populated by coffin dodgers by coff-in dodd-ge-rr Oct 14, 2003 share this
2.	coffin dodger
	buy coffin dodger mugs, tshirts and magnets an old person, probably about to die very soon... "Hey my grans 95, shes a coffin dodger" by Evil-Ernie Jul 16, 2003 share this
3.	Coffin Dodger
	buy coffin dodger mugs, tshirts and magnets An elderly person who appears to be a nuisance. Someone literally dodging their coffin. This place is full of coffin dodgers. elderly old coffin dodger coffindodger by 42017658994 Jul 24, 2008 share this

4.	Coffin Dodger
	buy coffin dodger mugs, tshirts and magnets Anyone over the age of 65 who is always moaning, always in the way and should be dead! There was a queue of coffin dodgers outside the post office on tuesday morning. oap oldgit hagbag git twit by Mattuuu Mar 10, 2006 share this
5.	coffin dodger
	buy coffin dodger mugs, tshirts and magnets One of the many chav words meaning 'Old Person' Oi check out dat coffin dodger ova der lets go mug im old elderly ancient balldy old shit by Thomas Fathers Mar 4, 2006 share this