coffie

Has many meanings, including;

A giant penis.
A sexy girl.
Someone who is very fashionable.
Someone with herpes.

Man, he has a coffie!

by monstermonstermonster September 12, 2008

a photograph of a cup of coffee, especially of an artistically made macchiato, cafe latte, etc.

The macchiato with the five-leafed fern was so beautiful that I took a coffie for my Pinterest page.

by jubjub bird November 23, 2014

Coffy

Guy: Bro shes a coffy in BU

by Senchou February 16, 2021

by Doggiesrlyfe March 10, 2017

The coffie you drink for the sake of having the ability to stay up and watch porn while your parents are asleep.

"Man, last night was harsh. I was up 'til 3am looking at porn. But i had my porn coffie so it was alright. Thank god for porn coffie."

by Skler November 12, 2007

when someone does somethin stupid or un called for.

if jay-z leaves beyonce for someone as ugly as lil kim that would be a coffie shop

by miss new new April 2, 2009

he is the stinkiest of them all

by linalunaaa September 2, 2022