coffee slut 

noun.
1. someone who consumes copious amounts of coffee

2. someone with a large amount of knowledge pertaining to said caffeinated beverage (usually pretentious, has a job as a barista, and is probably a hipster)

That's your 6th shot of espresso since noon? You're such a coffee slut!

I saw her the other day at two different coffeehouses, the coffee slut!

coffee slut by Uncanny Canary August 7, 2012

Coffeesmiths 

A cozy, popular coffeehouse found in a small town in Iowa. There is the drive-thru, and the actual, original cafe. They have THE MOST DELICIOUS cookie dough in the world! In the bathrooms, at least the girls', they have the yummy bath & body works anti-bacterial hand wash stuff.. oh and Coffeesmiths has delicious coffee products too!

coffeesmiths is better than starbucks.

Coffeesmiths by JC & friends :) August 16, 2008

Coffee Slut 

A professor who purposely spills coffee on her cleavage for probably attention from the class. Which gives people the idea that she most likely stripped her way though college and is a slut .

She doesn't buy coffee to drink it, she buys it to be a coffee slut .

Oh my god, that coffee slut professor of mine spilled coffee on herself and now my mid-term paper has boob stains on it.

Stop spilling coffee on yourself you coffee slut

Coffee Slut by bcarrot January 23, 2011

coffeesation 

A conversation over a cup of coffee

Do you have time to meet for coffeesation?

coffeesation by Travelsauras December 17, 2017

coffee slut 

When you are NOT loyal to anyone or any place that serves up coffee.

"She is such a coffee slut, she even gets her coffee from 7-eleven."

coffee slut by studio61 January 24, 2008

coffeesaurus 

any beast who craves the rich aromatic flavor of freshly brewed coffee.

Damn Jeremy! You're such a coffeesaurus! You're always drinking coffee!

coffeesaurus by Lolita Lust June 12, 2008

coffee slut 

A woman who forces all the matches she finds on dating sites and considers dating to first meet over coffee to complete the preliminary interview process.

She was such a cute, blue-eyed blond in her profile pic. Yet, she looked so much older when we met and the coffee slut finally admitted that the photo was way more than five years old when it was taken.

coffee slut by stlsrching May 6, 2011