409 In Your Coffeemaker 

A song by Green Day. It's about how boring school is, but it's also rumoured that Billie Joe once put 409 in his teachers coffee. 409 In Your Coffeemaker can you find on the album 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours

I listened to 409 In Your Coffeemaker

409 In Your Coffeemaker by Jaded409 May 30, 2006

Coffee sack 

The well-endowed genetalia of a sexy Hispanic man.

Hoe 1: Wait, your Fcuking Pedro?
Hoe 2: Danm straight! He's got one hell of a coffee sack!

Coffee sack by Chanotaka21 February 19, 2011

Coffeysack 

The complete raping of the mouth.

Ouch you just got coffeysacked hard

Coffeysack by bobby longstockings October 6, 2010

coffeefuck 

stayin' up all night, gettin' hellla high on coffee

that was a crazy coffeefuck last night, she was talking all night

coffeefuck by tibh December 8, 2010

coffeesation 

A conversation over a cup of coffee

Do you have time to meet for coffeesation?

coffeesation by Travelsauras December 17, 2017

coffeesaurus 

any beast who craves the rich aromatic flavor of freshly brewed coffee.

Damn Jeremy! You're such a coffeesaurus! You're always drinking coffee!

coffeesaurus by Lolita Lust June 12, 2008

Coffeecrack jew 

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee jeweler. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

Coffeecrack jew by Equal crack October 2, 2016