|1.||coffee straw problem|
When you're in math class and you're doing an insanely hard problem and you would just rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of you're life than do the work.
Math Teacher: "Wah wah wah wah trigonometry, geometric, Pythagorean Theorem, wah wah wah"
Student #1: "I would rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of my life than do this work!"
Student #2: "That, kind sir, would be a coffee straw problem!"