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When you're in math class and you're doing an insanely hard problem and you would just rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of you're life than do the work.
Math Teacher: "Wah wah wah wah trigonometry, geometric, Pythagorean Theorem, wah wah wah"

Student #1: "I would rather breathe out of a coffee straw for the rest of my life than do this work!"

Student #2: "That, kind sir, would be a coffee straw problem!"
by swimyes October 24, 2011