basically buttfuck nowhere.
it is a town in Illanois, where the most interesting game to play on the streets is entirely dependant on how fast the tumbleweed rolls.
People are hard to come by, which can lead to the belief that Cofeen is a ghost town.

all in all, it is a good place to go if you want some coffee though...
Nigel: hey, where did Ethan go??
Alexander: forget about him, he lives in Cofeen now.

Nigel: wow, this place is deserted
Alexander: yeah, it reminds me of Cofeen...
by killahwatts May 2, 2011
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